"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
05/10/2016 at 16:51 • Filed to: Ford Escape | 2 | 15 |
I’m trying to think of the most “beige against the machine” vehicle on the market. I’m talking about a vehicle so bland and unnoticeable that even a diehard enthusiast of the brand wouldn’t give it a second thought. My vote for vehicle beiging so hard it becomes intriguing goes to the 2017 FWD Ford Escape SE with the 2.0T engine making 245hp and 275lb-ft of torque.
Curb weight of around 3,613lbs (400lbs lighter than a comparable Kia Sportage SX-Turbo), can tow up to 3,500lbs, IRS, and would never be noticed by anyone. Not saying it’s a fast crossover, but for just over $27,000, this is the most interesting purposely beige model I can think of. It’s a vehicle that you wouldn’t be able to tell an Enthusiast from a Beiger if they owned this specific version.
crowmolly
> Wobbles the Mind
05/10/2016 at 16:55 | 4 |
Allow me to SHO you the one you missed in Ford’s lineup:
The Chalz
> Wobbles the Mind
05/10/2016 at 16:56 | 0 |
Ford Escapes loose their beige status because the police use them and thus I’m forced to notice them.
Wobbles the Mind
> crowmolly
05/10/2016 at 17:01 | 1 |
I’m actually looking for models that are still beige though. The SHO is beige in the same way a Focus ST is beige. They are de-beigifying a model. That’s more in line with “rage against the beige,” than “beige against the machine.”
Wobbles the Mind
> The Chalz
05/10/2016 at 17:03 | 0 |
What?! I had no idea the police used them. In my area, there is no SUV smaller than the Explorer being used by law enforcement (the traffic end anyways).
BvdV - The Dutch Engineer
> Wobbles the Mind
05/10/2016 at 17:05 | 0 |
That sounds like a colour of the Opel Adam could have had:
crowmolly
> Wobbles the Mind
05/10/2016 at 17:06 | 4 |
So more like this:
With the 3.6 it’s 280hp/258 lb-ft.
MUSASHI66
> The Chalz
05/10/2016 at 17:11 | 0 |
Police in an Escape? There is a police Explorer and a police Taurus. I’ve seen police Expeditions as well, but never a police Escape. Which police force uses those?
Wobbles the Mind
> crowmolly
05/10/2016 at 17:12 | 0 |
Perfect!
IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
> MUSASHI66
05/10/2016 at 17:12 | 0 |
Mall cops?
Wobbles the Mind
> BvdV - The Dutch Engineer
05/10/2016 at 17:13 | 1 |
I think it’s Mopar. There’s probably some Fiat vehicle with it right now, I’ll have to check.
MUSASHI66
> IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
05/10/2016 at 17:26 | 0 |
Mall cops =/= police. Those are just regular civilian cars with stickers. Police cars are made for police duty.
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Wobbles the Mind
05/10/2016 at 17:29 | 0 |
Equinox for me.
OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
> Wobbles the Mind
05/10/2016 at 17:31 | 1 |
I skipped right past the vehicle a d started reading the words. Then when you said the vehicle looked back up to it... This is a good choice.
PorkchoPlissken
> crowmolly
05/10/2016 at 18:21 | 0 |
It realm is amazing that this is the answer. I considered the current CR-V, but this is somehow even more beige.
The Chalz
> MUSASHI66
05/11/2016 at 09:22 | 0 |
Oh wait, the new Escapes are so beige I confused them with the Explorers. The beige is real people!